Thursday, December 26, 2013

Tucson inspires

Yvonne Hilton's Slidely by Slidely Slideshow

It seems that some people on the right are accusing some people on the left of changing the definition of marriage. I'm a problem solver and  have come up with an answer. HOMOPHONE. It can't offend anyone and will clarify any confusion on what exactly you mean. There are tons of them, why not add a few more. Here is my list.

Marriage...covenant between heterosexual man and woman
Mariage ...legal declaration of love between two same-sex  persons

crazy...not quite sane
krazy...enthusiasm or excitement

Cool...not warm
Kool...a "with it" kat

Cat...feline animal
Kat...kool individual

gay...a giddy sense of being
gaye..having same-sex attraction

rainbow...lovely colored bow in the sky after rain
reinboe...gaye symbol

Christmas...celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ
Krismas.....celebration of warm and fuzzy feeling

Easter....celebrating the Resurrection of Jesus Christ
Eester....celebrating rabbits, ham and eggs

Thanksgiving...thanking God for all things good.
Thanxsgiving...eating, shopping, farting

New Years Day...Celebrating Mary, The Mother of God
Nue Years Day...celebrating .food, football, parades



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